I dragged myself to yoga at 6am today. Knowing that I’d having to sweat out the salty Thai beef salad & beer I consumed the night before. I noticed this very fit & attractive girl in the row in front of me. She had a golden tan & wore short-shorts. I’m mean REALLY short. Like coochie-line-it's-a-good-thing-I-waxed short. Anyway, I was jealous since my MD recently told me that I was Vitamin D deficient. I’ve only been in Seattle for 9 months!
She was also very lithe & flexible. Meantime I’m still face-planting while in side-crow. Then we were all told to Virabhadrasana II (standing split). That’s when I knew there was a GOD. I saw the wings of her panty liner.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Saturday, March 12, 2011
One male with a side of neuter
Well Ladies…I have quickly discovered the men of Seattle are neither shy nor coy, they’ve been chemically castrated by the glut of anti-depressants & bad beer. Add seasonal affective disorder, we officially have a bunch of bearded, asexual eunuchs playing one too many online games & cycling the Cascades. I think I’m going need more batteries.
Monday, March 7, 2011
What were you thinking?
Yes, if you do get into the guy's 911 & go to his house, either way you're getting fu*ked.
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