One male with a side of neuter

Well Ladies…I have quickly discovered the men of Seattle are neither shy nor coy, they’ve been chemically castrated by the glut of anti-depressants & bad beer. Add seasonal affective disorder, we officially have a bunch of bearded, asexual eunuchs playing one too many online games & cycling the Cascades. I think I’m going need more batteries.

What were you thinking?

Yes, if you do get into the guy's 911 & go to his house, either way you're getting fu*ked.