I dragged myself to yoga at 6am today. Knowing that I’d having to sweat out the salty Thai beef salad & beer I consumed the night before. I noticed this very fit & attractive girl in the row in front of me. She had a golden tan & wore short-shorts. I’m mean REALLY short. Like coochie-line-it's-a-good-thing-I-waxed short. Anyway, I was jealous since my MD recently told me that I was Vitamin D deficient. I’ve only been in Seattle for 9 months!
She was also very lithe & flexible. Meantime I’m still face-planting while in side-crow. Then we were all told to Virabhadrasana II (standing split). That’s when I knew there was a GOD. I saw the wings of her panty liner.
