Does eHarmony give refunds?

I must be completely undate-able. My profile says "looking for hetro male with good hygiene and likes the theater". I guess clean, straight & cultured must be mutual exclusive.

If you pay for dinner, you willl get lucky.

No modern woman in her right mind would allow a date to pay for everything unless she was sure HE was getting lucky. Ladies start bringing your wallets/pocketbooks to dates. Don't be a slag.

Fixin' to get ready

prelude to a blog.